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samwithham:

A Beautiful Explanation Of The Differences Between The Fantasy Of Love And The Reality Of Love

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oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

lulululz

oldnewborrowedbluebox:

clayinthehandsofourfather:

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

i have to admit so did i for a second there

lulululz

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quads-for-the-gods:

cuong205a:

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are

this is so fucking cute. 

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jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

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So ready for Colorado. These next 2 weeks better fly by. Can’t wait to see this boy right hurrrr after almost 3 months! And so stoked for #jodietommywedding

So ready for Colorado. These next 2 weeks better fly by. Can’t wait to see this boy right hurrrr after almost 3 months! And so stoked for #jodietommywedding

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classyladyguide:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”
its leg
leg is body part
boy have leg
girl have leg
animal have leg
fish dont have leg
but its okay
because axolotl have leg
is axolotl leg over sexualised
can axolotl not wear shorts
i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

Axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

classyladyguide:

karkats-left-eyeball:

videoweed:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

should i post this all over my school because damn

its not even “female body parts”

its leg

leg is body part

boy have leg

girl have leg

animal have leg

fish dont have leg

but its okay

because axolotl have leg

is axolotl leg over sexualised

can axolotl not wear shorts

i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

Axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are
- you are never as annoying as you think you are
- you are never as boring as you think you are
- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are 
- you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for
- chin up, dude

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youtubenutcase:

Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel

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levithedisneyprincess:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

boazpriestly:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Only reason I want an Android phone, tbqh.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

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i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

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So. freaking. awesome. HE’S SO GOOD AT VIOLIN GAH.